i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I need a beard to bite.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
