why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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