Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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