Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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