Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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