Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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