My hand turned me down
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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