You're so nebulous sometimes
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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