i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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