I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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