So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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