Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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