i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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