The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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