She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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