? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Randomize
