is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We named our party play list daddy issues
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
So squirting runs in the family.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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