he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He has the fingertips of a God
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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