he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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