Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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