Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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