On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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