Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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