there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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