Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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