Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
