Are we in a gay sports bar?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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