I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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