No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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