wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Randomize
