Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm getting married
To pizza
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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