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You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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