the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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