think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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