Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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