Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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