we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Everclear isn't food dammit
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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