About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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