So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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