so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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