Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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