This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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