Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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