How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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