I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Sorry about my life...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
