Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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