in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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