Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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