Small penises have feelings too.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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