Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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