So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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