i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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