I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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