So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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